Job interview:
“Why do you think you’re ex-”
“You ever herded an 8 person party through your final episode of Strahd?”
“Uh no I ac-”
“Well damn I’m sightly more qualified than you ain’t I.”
Job interview:
“Why do you think you’re ex-”
“You ever herded an 8 person party through your final episode of Strahd?”
“Uh no I ac-”
“Well damn I’m sightly more qualified than you ain’t I.”
thedarklordsnicklefritz:
Everyone after C2E29: Why didn’t Caleb say that was for Molly when he got the final blow on Lorenzo???
Caleb:
Also Caleb:
(via yettinim)
sockablock:
Right just so we’re clear:
Jester: the Traveler (illegal)
Beau: the Knowing Mistress (not illegal!! Good job!!))
Fjord: weird eldritch sea monster (probably illegal)
Yasha: the Stormlord (illegal)
Mollymauk: the Moonweaver (illegal)
Caleb: the Archeart (illegal)
Nott: (illegal)
cacophonouskiwi:
“PHIL! PHIL!!! I FUCKING SHOT AN OWL AND IT’S STILL FLYING. THIS FOREST IS BULLSHIT.”
— that one guard who is really set on shooting Frumpkin