fuckyeah-nerdery: cranzerries: cranzerries: I dream to someday run a companies twitter Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars? (via contrabandpoptarts)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

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finchfaced: acciobeautifulhorcruxes: after the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone finally understood what was pulling those school carriages at the beginning of each year. you know what FUCK YOU THAT’S WHAT (Source: winchesterdis, via contrabandpoptarts)

finchfaced:

acciobeautifulhorcruxes:

after the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone finally understood what was pulling those school carriages at the beginning of each year.

you know what FUCK YOU THAT’S WHAT

(Source: winchesterdis, via contrabandpoptarts)

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bartyjoonyah: theblueboxonbakerstreet: Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking? Because it was making him Moody. (via hotteaanddeanwinchester)

bartyjoonyah:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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nanoshinonome: nanoshinonome: all of my followers are dalmations cruella deville strikes again (Source: clearsama, via iamcompletelyhysterekal)

nanoshinonome:

nanoshinonome:

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all of my followers are dalmations

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cruella deville strikes again

(Source: clearsama, via iamcompletelyhysterekal)

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nevvzealand: i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around (Source: moseby, via theninenteenkatherines)

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(Source: moseby, via theninenteenkatherines)

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princetteofazkaban: quiet, studious ravenclaw boys being sucked into wacky misadventures with their foolhardy, adventurous gryffindor girlfriends who charge full speed ahead into danger knowing they have their smarty pants boyfriend to bail them out when things get tough, much to the dismay of the boyfriend because seriously normal couples just sit and have a nice cup of tea when they go on dates, why can’t we just have tea and read, merlin’s beard woman (via strawberriesandsouls)

princetteofazkaban:

quiet, studious ravenclaw boys being sucked into wacky misadventures with their foolhardy, adventurous gryffindor girlfriends who charge full speed ahead into danger knowing they have their smarty pants boyfriend to bail them out when things get tough, much to the dismay of the boyfriend because seriously normal couples just sit and have a nice cup of tea when they go on dates, why can’t we just have tea and read, merlin’s beard woman

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chucklestheboywonder:


WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT
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broughttoyoubytheletterq: theleeryone: broughttoyoubytheletterq: what do you call a dictionary on drugs If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better (via leah-leela)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

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“Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.”
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