alt-j: mayallyourbaconsburn: alt-j: A cup of hot tea really heals ur soul this is true science Actually, a cup of hot anything in your hands mimics human warmth which is said to have calming properties. So, yes, it’s true. Tea mimics the need for human care, touch, and recognition. im going to cry im so lonely now and all i have is this fucking cup of leaf water (via imma-pirate)

alt-j:

mayallyourbaconsburn:

alt-j:

A cup of hot tea really heals ur soul this is true science

Actually, a cup of hot anything in your hands mimics human warmth which is said to have calming properties. So, yes, it’s true. Tea mimics the need for human care, touch, and recognition.

im going to cry im so lonely now and all i have is this fucking cup of leaf water

(via imma-pirate)

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annaharvelle: dont worry under-appreciated character im coming to defend you (Source: annaharvellemoved, via madgesundersee)

annaharvelle:

dont worry under-appreciated character im coming to defend you

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(Source: annaharvellemoved, via madgesundersee)

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bloodbabe2003: glitterandmetal-yt-da: batreaux: You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train  are you ok? and now the weather. (via fallingfor-happiness)

bloodbabe2003:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

are you ok?

and now the weather.

(via fallingfor-happiness)

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firelorcl: meladoodle: i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed a dentist (via fallingfor-happiness)

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

(via fallingfor-happiness)

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textsfromsuperheroes: wordsofdiana: So we ran this joke on Texts from Superheroes about a year and a half ago. And then we went to Winter Soldier and saw Cap’s “To Do” list. Nailed it.

textsfromsuperheroes:

wordsofdiana:

So we ran this joke on Texts from Superheroes about a year and a half ago.

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And then we went to Winter Soldier and saw Cap’s “To Do” list.

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Nailed it.

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italktosquirrels: frejskamavor: on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea (Source: sanastark, via csalias)

italktosquirrels:

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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(Source: sanastark, via csalias)

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katwaterflame:

raindropsonrosetyler:

outweighingthebad:

the poster lights were out and I just

thAT IS NOT OkAY

*whispers* foreshadowing…
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alys0nn:

Lol me
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katbot: Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words Me:  (via yourthestarstomysky)

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

(via yourthestarstomysky)

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